Ok, I'm not really, but after looking at this thread;

http://gijoeclub.com/april08qna.cfm,

I'm about to look for a job...maybe I can Brief the Attendees at the Joe Con.....


Me: "Hi, I'm Frank, and I work For Hasbro......."

Guest #1 : "What do you do at Hasbro?"

Me: "Thanks for the heads up, our engineers are looking into it!"

Guest #2: "You're not Sure you work at Hasbro?"

Me: "We have heard our fans, so sit tight"

Guest #3: "You're making totally no sense and giving us blatently ambigiuos answers"

Me: "Well, I plan on revealing that at JoeCon"

Guest #4: "We're AT JOECON!"

Me: "We are currently exploring that avenue....stay posted. we have time for one more question...."

Guest #5: "How on earth did a waffeling boob like you get this job?"

Me: " There are currently no plans for this, but stay tuned...." "Thank you, and keep buying HASBRO...not that we care, but we want you're money!"


I'd be an overnight sensation!!! LOL!

(In case you didn't get the drift of this, I'm ragging Hasbro for being more abiguious and waffeling worse than a Politician! Hope even you who support Hasbro can laugh at this! )

lol, thanks for the laugh, that was great

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Hey! c'mon.... at least hASSbro provided us with good answers for tricky situacions... like for example:

- would you vote for obama or clinton?
Thanks for the heads up, our engineers are looking into it!"

- why did you cheat on me?
"Well, I plan on revealing that at JoeCon"

- do you love me?
"We have heard our fans, so sit tight"

At least the last two Answer will save the day with your girlfriend... I hope so...

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Guest: "The sound system blew a fuse and the convention centre's burning! Where's the fire exit?!?!"

Hasbro rep: "We're aware that there is some fan interest in this and while it's not our focus right now, it's something we may come back to in the future if the demand is strong enough."

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*Meanwhile in booth 4*

Me: "Is it true that Hasbro literally has no interest in fans views and only wishes to line the pockets of all the executives at the top of their own financial tree?"

Rep: "Unfortunately we do get ideas all the time from fans about our products, we have our own marketing and design team working around the clock to ensure we deliver the very best products to our fans, we can't submit your idea unfortunately''
*furriously scribbles down the idea to copy 4-5 years later*

Me: "That answer didn't match my question, are you listening to me? I asked if you ever had interest in the fans views and take them seriously"

Rep: "It is something we're looking into, we can't say at this stage if it will be something we will release in the future, i hope you and your family enjoy our products for many years to come"

Me:

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Hasbro: "Well, he is poking fun at us, but he did buy some of the 25th stuff."

Frank: "I'll reveal my reasons at Joecon, or maybe at Joedios..."

Hasbro: "Huh?!"

Frank: "I have no plans to buy more now, but maybe in the future."

Hasbro: "Would you buy more if we raise the price?"

Wal-Mart: "Did you say raise the price!? Cha-ching! Was $4.88, then $5.44, now $6.84."

Frank: "Pegwarmers are a way for you to expand your brand image."

Hasbro: "Release the first wave in neon yellow and orange...this, I command!"

Wal-Mart: "Can we get those as Exclusives?"

Frank: "People like inserts..."

Hasbro: "Scar-Face/Dr. Venom 2 pack, now with your own vial of Plague toxin! Recreate Marvel comics from the early 80's... you probably won't even feel it when your fingerprints start burning and peeling off..."

Wal-Mart: "Could we sell those 2 packs for less if the subcontractors used lead paint?"

Frank: "That's quite enough, gentlemen...I was kidding."

Hasbro: "You're promoted to Director of West coast marketing. Start picking the neon color palettes and we'll release samples with a tentative release date of Labor Day."

Frank: "Noooooooooooooooooooo!"

I would say "Ok,ok, enough Already, but it just keeps getting funnier and funnier!!"

awkward...but funny, and true, at the same time.

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