Ok, I'm not really, but after looking at this thread;

http://gijoeclub.com/april08qna.cfm,

I'm about to look for a job...maybe I can Brief the Attendees at the Joe Con.....


Me: "Hi, I'm Frank, and I work For Hasbro......."

Guest #1 : "What do you do at Hasbro?"

Me: "Thanks for the heads up, our engineers are looking into it!"

Guest #2: "You're not Sure you work at Hasbro?"

Me: "We have heard our fans, so sit tight"

Guest #3: "You're making totally no sense and giving us blatently ambigiuos answers"

Me: "Well, I plan on revealing that at JoeCon"

Guest #4: "We're AT JOECON!"

Me: "We are currently exploring that avenue....stay posted. we have time for one more question...."

Guest #5: "How on earth did a waffeling boob like you get this job?"

Me: " There are currently no plans for this, but stay tuned...." "Thank you, and keep buying HASBRO...not that we care, but we want you're money!"


I'd be an overnight sensation!!! LOL!

(In case you didn't get the drift of this, I'm ragging Hasbro for being more abiguious and waffeling worse than a Politician! Hope even you who support Hasbro can laugh at this! )