Here are some tips on building an excellent collection :

#1 Tell people that that the toy section of the store is on the opposite side from where it really is.

#2 If a child has an action figure you want; distract him by saying,"Look there's Santa Clause": and gently remove the action figure from his hands and run to the checkout lane.

#3 Paint your figures neon puple, yellow, orange and silver like Hasbro does. That way no one will want your collection and it will grow over time.

#4 If someone is blocking you from reaching the aisle of action figures you want; put your mouth into your arm and make a farting sound.They're bound to get out of the way by then.

#5 Realize if you missed out on Snake Eyes version 10; it's okay. So you can stop tying that noose you were going to hang yourself with,

#6 If you don't have the money to buy the action figure you want; hide it behind Joel Shumacher's Batman toys. Nobody is going to buy that crap.

#7If you see a beutiful woman while buying action figures; tell her you are buying them for troubled youth. Your bound to get her phone number by then.

# 8 If you see an action figure that looks like Tom Cruise; realize that the Scientology cult has taken over Hasbro.

That is all.







*edited for clarity-Sonneilon*

#8 is hilarious.

Fixed that for ya bud!

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Some people, when trying to avoid thinking about those things that cause them pain, turn to drink, or perhaps food, or drugs... I turn not to any of those... I collect action figures, turning my mind to the hunt, so that I might find a mote of peace... Over the years, I've found that alcoholism is much more socially acceptable by far.

RDS, THAT was awesome!!! Thanks for that!

Classic & Funny as hell........bravo!!!!

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#9 When it comes right down to it, your kids don't need to go to college as badly as you need to Army build!

i seckon dat, skoolin is overratted!

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!!!Returning "Action" back to the "Figures"!!!

10...Food is over rated. It's only with you for a couple hours, your collection will be with you potentially for a life time...

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The United States will conquer Terrorism with the help of God and a few Marines.

Some people, when trying to avoid thinking about those things that cause them pain, turn to drink, or perhaps food, or drugs... I turn not to any of those... I collect action figures, turning my mind to the hunt, so that I might find a mote of peace... Over the years, I've found that alcoholism is much more socially acceptable by far.

How many of us have ever brought a sandwich to work and spent the fast food money we would have spent to buy "just one more Joe?"

This is a hilarious thread...