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Legendary Saboteur
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Nasty Holiday and more.
A cannibal returned from his holiday with a big chunk of his arm missing.
When his pal asked him what had gone wrong he replied bitterly
"Nobody told me it was self catering"
A man went to see his doctor about feeling lethargic he said "Doctor what is the best thing to take when your run down" The doc replied
"the registration number of the car that did it"
A couple celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary decide to spice things up a little by sitting down to their supper completely naked.
"Oh herbert" said the wife, "this is so lovely, I can feel my heart warming already"
"I'm not surprised Doris, " replies the husband
"one of your tits is in the soup!"
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