(From MAD Magazine's parody of The Right Stuff)"Pilots said there was a demon that lived in the sky.That demon's name was The Sound Barrier,and if you got too close to him,your airplane would shudder,your instruments would break,and you would p00p your pants.But I was not afraid of the demon.My name is Chuck Yeager,and I have been higher and faster than any man in the world.And that's just beer-drinking and sex.I'm also a test pilot."