Two Guys were walking in the woods and found a huge hole in the ground. They wanted to know how deep it was, so they each grabbed a rock and dropped them down the hole. No sound. So they both went and grabbed one big rock, dropped it down the hole. Still no sound. So they went to find a railroad tie, hauled it back, dropped it, and still no sound. Suddenly a goat comes running full speed out of the trees and jumps head first into the hole and there is still no sound. A couple minutes later a farmer comes through the trees and asks,
"Hey, have you fellas seen my goat around here?"
One of them says, "Well, there was a goat that just jumped into this hole here.
"No that couldn't have been my goat," replies the farmer, "My goat was tied to a railroad tie."
