8/3/xx My birthday (gotta start somewhere)
5/25/96 MY wife and I got married - (Anniversary #11 on visual horizon no Heads up display needed)
03/08/01 First son was born
11/24/03 Second son was born
11/25/03 Wife told me I was done having children

Okay, I'm tired, otherwise I'm sure I would have come up with something better than that...