ahhhh - I've been pondering a live-action Joe cast since 1997 or so. Love these kind of questions.

I always thought that Sean Connery & Catherine Zeta Jones had a kind of Destro-Baroness thing going in the movie "Entrapment (1999)". However, I know they've already been cast in the first one.

I like Catherine Bell from Jag for Lady Jaye. Or if not her, Kate Beckinsale.

Ving Rhames I guess for Roadblock - not 'The Rock'.

Wesley Snipes for Stalker (if he is legally allowed back in the U.S.)

Willem Dafoe would be a great Scrap-Iron.

Lawrence Fishburne would be a great Doc.

The singer Pink could play Zarana.....

Michael Douglas (even though he's old) could play a bugged-out-been-in-the-jungle-too-long Recondo.

I always like Kenny Baker from Pensacola Wings of Gold for Snake Eyes, but Ray Park did okay on the acrobatics, but unmasked, I'd prefer Kenny.

I liked JG-L as Cobra Commander, but with his earlier voice and a better helmet.

Geraldo Rivera as Hector Ramirez ;-)

Neil Ross not only IS Shipwreck's voice, but he sorta looks like him too - just give him some "Just For Men" black. If not, Christian Slater maybe.

Off the top of my head - that's it for now - I realize these actors would cost too much to ALL be in it, but it's just for kicks so....