If it was me, and I were you age, I'd get some firecrackers and see how much punishment he can take or get a slingshot and hurl him like a ballistic missile into the air and see how much altitude you can acheive. Speaking of MacDonald's; you could also go up to the manager of the place and claim he came with your french fries and you're going to file a multi million dollar lawsuit against them. My final idea is what Tracker recomends. Get a magnifying glass and hold up to the sun's rays. After a few minutes you'll have a new figure, Crisp Viper!