Originally Posted by dancontrino

Nate to Cory and Ian:
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Joedios. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm Joedios emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Joedios since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f#*$ing Kaye. And when Dancontrino squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a*@holes this side of the nuthouse. "