Yes, I speak Americanese. I don't do English cuz it's far more anal and proper and well, very few speak it, right? And figure, there's the concept of high english and layman english (or lower english or pedestrian english) or whatever.

Figure if you meet the President of any country, you'd say, "Hello, how are you, Mr. President." instead of "Hi, how's it going?"

Anyway, where were we?