When I first read this I thought it said "Planned Divorce"

What I've seen a lot of Dio-Storiers do is to have a biography section where they can explain who the characters are. There is no rule that says when you make your own story that you have to follow the established character profiles, so if you want Snake Eyes to be a chatty auto mechanic, go for it. Call them by different names if you want, it's your verse. Call Snake Eyes "Box Cars" similar name so you know who he is, but he's then your own character. Leatherneack can be Devil Dog, Scarlett can be Dorothy, and Duke can be Pilgrim.

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The United States will conquer Terrorism with the help of God and a few Marines.

Some people, when trying to avoid thinking about those things that cause them pain, turn to drink, or perhaps food, or drugs... I turn not to any of those... I collect action figures, turning my mind to the hunt, so that I might find a mote of peace... Over the years, I've found that alcoholism is much more socially acceptable by far.