Actually I think I just figured out what is going on here....

Fireflyed wanted a Cobra Gunship Firefly Pilot to complete his collection of every version of Firefly to live up to his screen name and didn't want to go out and spend $25 for a so-so vehicle just for a figure to complete his Firefly collection. Since he's a traveling business man of some kind, he figured the best way to acquire said figure was to set up a completely new identity in another city and state to throw of f whom ever would be willing to help him out.

He created this other identity and live as that person for several weeks so as to get to know his neighbors, getting married to another woman, adopting a dog and most importantly, getting to know the postal carrier.

Now that he got his new persona, he set his plan in motion.

He opened a second account on HISS Tank.com under this different name and established a reputation there so no one would suspect he was the same person.

He made a deal with himself between the two personas and sent a torn open envelope to his other address and pointed it out to the postal carrier, who, unfortunately on that day, was not the normal postal carrier, and had no idea who he is, therefore cared little for his problem.

Knowing he could play on the sympathies of the fine folks of Joedios, he posted a forum topic stating his dellima of needing a Cobra gunship Firefly Pilot.
Shortly after posting, a sympathetic soul responded to his post and offered up his own Cobra Gunship Firefly Pilot, even though it meant his own collections of Fireflys would be minus one.

Said sympathetic JoeDios member mailed off the Cobra Gunship Firefly Pilot to Fireflyed's second address, where Fireflyed, claiming he's on one of his business trips will be waiting for it with eager anticipation, leaving a sympathetic JoeDios member Cobra Gunship Firefly Pilot-less.

Using the claim that he is on a business trip and doesn't really have any access to his collection to maybe trade for the Cobra Gunship Firefly Pilot, Fireflyed promises that upon his return home he'll find something to offer to the sympathetic JoeDios member that sacrificed his own Cobra Gunship Firefly Pilot to help out.

However since it will be a week or two until his return home, Fireflyed will then use this time to check the local obituaries of a small town in Kansas, searching for a newly deceased individual that has a similar body type to his own, and exhume his body.

After renting a car under yet another identity, he'll smash the teeth of the corps and place the diseased body in the rental car and drop a brick on the gas pedal, sending it full speed down the highway, hopefully making it flip and slide off a cliff face. The explosion of the car will destroy the body enough that it can be sort of identified as Fireflyed, but not 100% because the dental records can't be matched.

Fireflyed, being the clever man he is now takes his newly acquired Cobra Gunship Firefly Pilot and retreats to the Bahamas with his two wives and his dog under yet another new identity, leaving the sympathetic JoeDios member screwed and with an incomplete collection of Fireflys.





*added some spacing* Sonneilon

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