"Onccccccccccce wassssssss a man...sssssssssssssssss"

G.I. Joe is pretend. I like pretend. It is an escape from all the nuttiness in the real world. I prefer comics and cartoons to live action stuff that blurs the line between pretend and reality.

I'm not concerned that my children will grow up and try to glorify evil groups. I am responsible for what they see and how I explain to them reality versus pretend.
I am concerned that they think they can jump motorcycles over (or through) moving trains and buses because they saw it on TV or a movie.

Gravity is an equal opportunity offender, and it rarely offers "do-overs."

Worst case scenario, the movie tanks, the toys end up on clearance, and Hasbro shelves the franchise.

When is the Resolute cartoon coming out?