Hey Craig. isn't there a rejuvination pond in Australia? Like, when Nicole Kidman did that flick down there with Clive Owen (or was it Hugh Jackman?) and there was this pond/waterfall place and stories in the tabloids said there was something in the water to help get the women pregnant. NOT that you need to get pregnant, but there was just this funky story about this place have healing effects. Maybe you should go visit that place and take a dip! Who knows, maybe the cancer will sweat it's way out or something?