I guess I would go with Shipwreck, if we're using his cartoon personality: I'm kind of a slacker (though when I have a job to do I get right down to it and get it done), I tend to make lots of jokes and wisecracks, and although I don't hit on every one I meet, I do have an eye for the ladies...

That's who I'm going with for now, but if I think of someone better, I'll let you know.

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