Me: Let me check my wallet. Hmmmmm... empty! $h#t.
Wife: Where did you spend all our money?
Me: With John.
Wife: Were you drinking again?
Me: No, buying guns and furniture.
Wife: Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

Thanks for the heads up John. I'm certain that everyone here in JD is a fan of your work, an is just waiting the new wave.

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