LOOK HERE YOU OLD FART!!! j/k I don't really remember watching Lee Majors as the Bionic Man. I DO remember watching Bionic Woman more. Dont' worry, I think maybe that old Steve Austin has had JUST as much work on him. I mean, he DOES wear 2 knee braces; looks like a broken down mofo to me.

Uhmmmm, anyway, the clown in question... It's a, uh, clown from the Cirque du Soleil video, QUIDAM. He can be scary to some but he's a BUFF mofo and way cool.