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Originally Posted by gung ho
and since when did the baroness get a boob job?
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Probably when she was with Major Bludd at that plastic surgery clinic in Switzerland...!
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Location: Huntkinder Clinic, Switzerland
Enter MAJOR BLUDD, carrying the horribly burnt and scarred BARONESS over his shoulder. DR. HUNTKINDER looks up from his desk.
BLUDD: Doc! Doc, we've got an emergency! This woman needs your help desperately!!
HUNTKINDER: Egad, man! I see what you mean! I'll get started immediately!
BLUDD: Good! I've always thought she was too flat-chested.
HUNTKINDER: Uhh... I was talking about her face.
BLUDD: Her face?
[looks at the Baroness's face, burnt to a crisp and completely unrecognizable]
BLUDD: Good God! I hadn't even noticed! Yeah, you'd better fix that while you're at it...
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