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bravo 09-12-2008 12:50 PM

main battle #1
 
OK this is how the main battle works, it a story form, ill start the story and you finish it the way you see fit,



after flint had won his battle he went running to duke aid, but all was not well bludd had put duke to the ground,there was way to much smoke in the air for flint to see,
walking slowly with is eyes all around looking for bludd, then "bam"bludd went storming behind flint,, now you finish it, then vote, the winner will go up against the winner of the next main battle,

vader9900 09-12-2008 01:08 PM

...then Bludd, being the bad ass that he is, kicks Flint square in the nads!
See I told you, you don't want me writing dio-stories!

ToneGunsRevisited 09-12-2008 01:37 PM

Flint trew Bludd in the air, got his 12 and just made a hole in Bludd's chest.

lehsreh 09-12-2008 03:44 PM

hardest one ever imo. i remember seeing flint beat the smurf out of alot of cobras, but the action force issue of bludd's origin always come to my mind when i think of him, that being the case, i had to go with him.

bravo 09-13-2008 08:19 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by vader9900
...then Bludd, being the bad ass that he is, kicks Flint square in the nads!
See I told you, you don't want me writing dio-stories!

finish it i want to read the rest,

rds13601 09-13-2008 08:29 AM

FLint vs Bludd
 
then the Major, who was wearing his purple vest was kidnapped by the Village People and was forced to go on tour with them for better part of a year. Having excaped the evil of disco he was forced to join a biker gang where there headquarters was the Blue Oyster bar. Then having escaped that he took a job at an Outback Steakhouse muttering unto himself, "I should never have murdered General Flagg." Flint on the otherhand remarked to himself there's a hell alot of sand but no water at this beach. You guys can take it

Trench-Viper 09-13-2008 11:32 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by bravo
after flint had won his battle he went running to duke aid, but all was not well bludd had put duke to the ground,there was way to much smoke in the air for flint to see,
walking slowly with is eyes all around looking for bludd, then "bam"bludd went storming behind flint,

Flint hears Bludds distintive voice behind him: "So? You think you can get a bea.."
Blam! Flint spins around and blows Bludd away with his shotgun. :)

troopsofdoom 09-13-2008 02:19 PM

Bludd lost an arm and an eye. I don't think he would have gotten such severe wounds if he was as skilled as people claim. Plus he's a poet.

Agent Viper 09-13-2008 02:36 PM

Flint feels the cold barrel of a 45. Magnum aganist the back of his head.
He says," you gonna shoot or be a coward"?
Bludd- Ahh, Flint, this shall be my dream!
Only for Flint to kick the magnum out of Bludd's hand, he then grabs Bludd by the neck SNAP! Bludd's finished

yorktownjoe 09-13-2008 03:49 PM

Bludd: "The last time I saw a chap in a beret was in a French Foreign Legion handicapped in battle reunion."

Flint: "Well then, Major, were you the keynote speaker at that fine event?"

Bludd: "You wretched fool, soon you'll perish and join the ranks of the fallen heroes!"

Flint (blasting away with his 12 gauge): "Pave the way for me Major!"

Bludd (diving away, but taking some pepper to the chest armor): "Taste my rocket gun, Philistine!"

The rocket finds its mark, catching Flint on fire, then bursting to brilliant yellow pyre, consuming Flint in an angry plume of death.

Bludd (standing over Flint's charred, still smoking remains): "He burst on fire like dryer lint, rest in peace, my dear old Flint."


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