59. I am not allowed to refer to 'Battle Force 2000' as 'MST3K'-lite....

*They don't find it very funny and neither should I
*The robots on the Defiant aren't nearly as 'quick-witted' as the one on MST3K
*A wedgie in space hurts just as much as one on Earth




60. I am not allowed to watch the 'SAW' movies around Doc, Breaker or any of the others who were in 'Trucial Abysmia'

*'Dead' really does hurt............a lot.......... :(
*Dr Mindbender's regeneration machine is a lot like that guy Ralph from 'The Greatest American Hero'-without the instruction manual its nearly impossible to get the proper 'humor levels'..... :eek:
*Even though Doc II is pretty..........she can be a real beyotch when you try to joke about what really happened out there....... :mad:

Things I am not allowed to do while in The PITT;

1.) When new recruits arrive, quit saying; "Ah..Fresh Bullet Stoppers" "Fresh Meat" or "guess you're the dead guys replacements"!

2.) Telling Greenshirts to "Call Beachhead "The Masked Avenger"...he loves it!!"

3.) Telling Greenshirts Doc's last name is "hook" especially before their rectal exams!

4.) sneak up behind Tripwire or Lightfoot during training simulations and pop balloons.......the same goes for bubble wrap, paper bags and paper "torpedos".

5.) Tell Clutch how American Car makers should strive towards Japanese Carmakers perfection Standards......

6.) Tell Gung-Ho and Leatherneck how the Marine Corps STILL FALLS UNDER the Department fo the Navy!

7.) Ask Wet Suit if he got trained by Marines in Coronado! :O

8.) Tell Cutter...."Oh, so you never were REAL Military, huh?" ;)

9.) Quit humming Santana's "Spooky" everytime Chuckles give you an intel Brief

10.) Don't ask Stalker if he was a Crip or a Blood.

11.) Refer to Harddrive, Mainframe, Firewall, Hi-tech and Sgt Hacker as "Geek Squad"

12.) put a wall locker in front of BBQ's door and yell "FIRE"...same with BlowTorch!

13.) Wait under LowLights bed and when he turns out the lights whisper "Kill them....kill them all...." only to quit when he turns the lights on! ;)

14.) Cover the lenses of Crosshairs scope in black paint......

15.) Tell Footloose to refer to Duke as "Dude"!

16.) Ask Snake Eyes if he got turned down for the role of "SpiderMan III"

17.) Ask Roadblock how me makes them yummy ham and lima beans, or if he has a recipe for SPAM cassarole!

18.) Call Law, Sure Fire and Shockwave "Da Fuzz"!

19.) refering to General Hawk as "Professor Xavier"

20.) hissing when standing behind airtight......espically when in line for chow!

21.) Talk smack about sneak-peek when he's standing in the room and follow it by saying "whoops! didn't see you standing there...."

22.) calling Falcon "Flint" and vice versa......and following it up with "I always get you two confused!"

23.) Refering to Wild Bill as "Wyatt Erp or whatever...."

24.) Quit forging fitreps for Deep six stating his Exceptional People Skills and how he excels at being a "Team Player" and then posting it on all the "Read Boards".

25.) Refering to Shockwave as "Urban Beachhead"!!

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