main battle #1

[bravo]

OK this is how the main battle works, it a story form, ill start the story and you finish it the way you see fit,

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after flint had won his battle he went running to duke aid, but all was not well bludd had put duke to the ground,there was way to much smoke in the air for flint to see,
walking slowly with is eyes all around looking for bludd, then "bam"bludd went storming behind flint,, now you finish it, then vote, the winner will go up against the winner of the next main battle,

[vader9900]

...then Bludd, being the bad ass that he is, kicks Flint square in the nads!
See I told you, you don't want me writing dio-stories!

[ToneGunsRevisited]

Flint trew Bludd in the air, got his 12 and just made a hole in Bludd's chest.

[lehsreh]

[COLOR=Red]hardest one ever imo. i remember seeing flint beat the smurf out of alot of cobras, but the action force issue of bludd's origin always come to my mind when i think of him, that being the case, i had to go with him.[/COLOR]

[bravo]

[QUOTE=vader9900]...then Bludd, being the bad ass that he is, kicks Flint square in the nads!
See I told you, you don't want me writing dio-stories![/QUOTE]
finish it i want to read the rest,

[rds13601]

then the Major, who was wearing his purple vest was kidnapped by the Village People and was forced to go on tour with them for better part of a year. Having excaped the evil of disco he was forced to join a biker gang where there headquarters was the Blue Oyster bar. Then having escaped that he took a job at an Outback Steakhouse muttering unto himself, "I should never have murdered General Flagg." Flint on the otherhand remarked to himself there's a hell alot of sand but no water at this beach. You guys can take it

[Trench-Viper]

[QUOTE=bravo]
after flint had won his battle he went running to duke aid, but all was not well bludd had put duke to the ground,there was way to much smoke in the air for flint to see,
walking slowly with is eyes all around looking for bludd, then "bam"bludd went storming behind flint,
[/QUOTE]
Flint hears Bludds distintive voice behind him: "So? You think you can get a bea.."
Blam! Flint spins around and blows Bludd away with his shotgun. :)

[troopsofdoom]

Bludd lost an arm and an eye. I don't think he would have gotten such severe wounds if he was as skilled as people claim. Plus he's a poet.

[Agent Viper]

Flint feels the cold barrel of a 45. Magnum aganist the back of his head.
He says," you gonna shoot or be a coward"?
Bludd- Ahh, Flint, this shall be my dream!
Only for Flint to kick the magnum out of Bludd's hand, he then grabs Bludd by the neck SNAP! Bludd's finished

[yorktownjoe]

Bludd: [color=Sienna]"The last time I saw a chap in a beret was in a French Foreign Legion handicapped in battle reunion."[/color]

Flint: [color=SeaGreen]"Well then, Major, were you the keynote speaker at that fine event?"[/color]

Bludd: [color=Sienna]"You wretched fool, soon you'll perish and join the ranks of the fallen heroes!"[/color]

Flint (blasting away with his 12 gauge): [color=SeaGreen]"Pave the way for me Major!"
[/color]
Bludd (diving away, but taking some pepper to the chest armor): [color=Sienna]"Taste my rocket gun, Philistine!"[/color]

The rocket finds its mark, catching Flint on fire, then bursting to brilliant yellow pyre, consuming Flint in an angry plume of death.

Bludd (standing over Flint's charred, still smoking remains): [color=Sienna]"He burst on fire like dryer lint, rest in peace, my dear old Flint."[/color]

[Da Talent]

^^^^ lol that is funny stuff

[bravo]

flints ahead, if he wins, hell be put to the side and stay tuned for main battle 2

[DaveCW2]

[QUOTE=troopsofdoom]Bludd lost an arm and an eye. I don't think he would have gotten such severe wounds if he was as skilled as people claim. Plus he's a poet.[/QUOTE] Bingo!

They're both brilliant tacticians, but Flint just because of what tod said.

It has nothing to do with my bias this time, believe it or not :)

[Sonneilon]

I actually chose Flint. THIS was a hard fight because I believe BOTH are equal in hand-to-hand AND ranged weapons. It comes down to intestinal fortitude and it's my belief that Flint has MORE than Major Bludd. Yes, Bludd is a bad ass and all, but he likes things HIS way and if the fight isn't going right, he'll throw a cheap shot and run. He's not smart enough to ACT on the cheap shot. Therefore, Flint wins.

[Pit Viper v2]

FLINT: "G.I. Joe representative? He's right here!"

Bludd wins.

That's all I have to say. Kudos to those who get my reference.

[rds13601]

Then Flint and Lady J go on Doctor Phil to help salvage their relationship. Flint is tired of seeing J always wearing a half shirt and says to Doctor Phil he's tired of hearing comments from Alpine stating how'd he would love to climb her peaks and from Snow Job who says constantly how he'd like to ski down her mountains. Lady j says she's tired of receiving phone calls time and time again from women who state that Flint has left his beret at their apartment and would love it he would stop by and pick it it up. Frazzled, Flint tells Doctor Phil that he is conducting an ongoing undercover operation. The audience boos and Lady J gets up snaps her fingers, gives Flint the hand and walks out of the room to the ovation of the audience. Snarf

[bravo]

like good old J.R. from wwe said's, FLINT WINS, FLINT WINS, THAT DIRTY SON OF A B#$@h, got what he deserves, FLINT WINS,FLINT WINS :D

[Sonneilon]

What a slobberknocker?

[yorktownjoe]

[QUOTE=Pit Viper v2]FLINT: "G.I. Joe representative? He's right here!"

Bludd wins.

That's all I have to say. Kudos to those who get my reference.[/QUOTE]

Arise Serpentor, Arise...Flint dressed as the President delivers that line.... I think! On the steps of the Lincoln Memorial...

[Pit Viper v2]

[QUOTE=yorktownjoe]Arise Serpentor, Arise...Flint dressed as the President delivers that line.... I think! On the steps of the Lincoln Memorial...[/QUOTE]

Yeah. He rips off his mask, pulls out a gun to assassinate Serpentor at point blank range and . . MISSES LIKE AN IDIOT!