Things I am not allowed to do while in The PITT

[General Scarlett]

Alrighty gang!! I just got into this game on another board and I know that it's going to be a 'hoot' to have us play it here!!

Here's how it works: you make up something that you are not allowed to do while in the PITT. I'll start off to show you what I mean.

1. I am not allowed to shoot up the flooring of the firing range.

* Even if that's the way the A-Team does it.
* Am not allowed to refer to Hawk as Hannibal, even if he does love it when a plan comes together.
* Should not refer to Snake Eyes as Faceman for obvious reasons
* Roadblock does not "Pity Fools" and no, he will not grow a mohawk.

2. Should not speak of candy, bears, balloons or bongos when Ripcord is around.

*Should not put on a bear costume to try and get him over his phobia.
* He knows where we keep the "Hurt Locker" and will show me if I continue to play my bongos while wearing said bear costume.

3. I am not allowed to practice 'miming' when Snake Eyes is in the lounge.

*Even if Bazooka thinks it's funny when I'm 'stuck in the box'
*Also 'Charades' is a big 'no-no'
*And pressing the 'mute' button while Snakes is watching 'Lifetime' isn't a good idea




Let's see how creative we all can be!!!!! PLAY!

[yorktownjoe]

I'm not allowed to adjust the duty rosters on Hawk's desk to send arctic specialists to missions in Sierra Gordo in July or Recondo and Dusty to the Kamchatcka Peninsula during December.

While in the motor pool, I'm not allowed to suggest Clutch convert all the vehicles to automatic transmissions.

I'm also not allowed to refer him to refresher training on "Maintaining a Respectful Workplace Free from Harassment."

:D

Did I pass the test? Keep it going!

[Sonneilon]

When Sonneilon is in charge, thou shall not send Snow Job and Quick Kick on an undercover mission in the Gulag Roo Uh Pentay. :P

[General Scarlett]

6. I am not allowed to mess with Scarlett's crossbow and arrows

*even though I think that 'hot pink' for a color really makes her weapon 'pop'
*while the fire sale at Oliver Queen's estate had a whole bunch of cool and unique arrows for sale, stuffing Scarlett's quiver with the one's that shoot flowers wasn't such a smart idea
*adjusting the tension of the bow so that the arrows simply 'fall off', in hindsight, isn't so funny when it's one of those C4 tipped ones



7. I am not allowed to rummage through Cover Girl's and Lady Jaye's 'undercover makeup'

*there's a reason why the labels say 'dry clean only'
*'spirit gum' isn't supposed to be chewed at Army/Navy games
*even though putting on all that leather and lace feels so good


8. I am not allowed to try playing 'Marco Polo' with Jinx

*that's a lesson I only needed to learn once.......... :o

[Bayer]

Don't put Tripwire on breakfast duty unless you want scrambled eggs.
Don't assign Beachhead to the infirmary to help with the combat exhaustion cases.
Don't assign Airtight to meal duties.... One word - Toadburgers.
Don't paint Barbeque's quarters red, again...he can't find his gear.
Don't refer to Heavy Duty as Roadblock lite...again.
Don't ask Kamakura if he wants to be a ninja when he grows up.
Don't talk about the Olympic Wrestling team in front of Major Barrage refering to them as 'those big pooftahs'.
Don't ask Blowtorch to help out at the grill... unless you like everything well done.

[Blowtorch]

Don't mess with Deep Six's bottle cap collection, take the aces out of the cards and don't do the New York Times cross word....He doesn't find it funny.


Do not take anything off of Mutt's plate. He will bite.



Don't tell Gungho you have a Cobra GT....He'll smash it. (The man has issues with Cobras)


Remember if you play a practical joke on Airtight he will get you back

[gung ho]

1. when gungho takes your helmet and won't give it back let him keep it....otherwise you'll be wearing it for a very long time

2. don't hit on scarlet...... if you do sleep lightly.

3. don't take kamakura's sword......besides you can't get it out of the sheath anyways (VvV movie)

thats it's for now

[Captain Max]

Don't replace Leatherneck's Marine poster with this:
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa168/maxtype/navyrecruit.jpg
:p

[General Scarlett]

I am not allowed to switch out Flint's and Falcon's cammo fatigues....

*NO, 'one size' does NOT fit all......... :eek:


I am not allowed to switch out Roadblock's supply of baking soda for powered alum......


* although it's funny seeing everyone who eats the bisquits 'pucker up', it's not so much fun when it's happening to my own butt
* 'Sourpuss' takes on a whole new meaning when Gen. Hawk can't form his words
* Although it is funny to see Clutch guzzling water, it's not so much fun when he ties me to the VAMP and plays 'chicken' with everyone else

I am not allowed to blast 'Charge of the Valkeryies' for revele

*Some of us are sooooo NOT morning people
*Unathorized weapons discharge is a BIG no-no
*It's so humiliating to have to have Doc pull my BVD's out with a 'probe'



I am not allowed to have pizza delivered

*even though I can soooooo get them on the '30 minutes or it's free' thing
*Law and Mutt will only fib and say that no one ever came to the checkpoint gate (while their breath smells like pepperoni)
*My government paycheck doesn't allow me enough to 'share with the group'


I am not allowed to advertise the 'B.E.T.' as a 'hip, cool urban music player'


*DialTone and Mainframe get really P*ssed off when I switch the mother boards around
*Roadblock and Stalker don't find it too funny either...........


I am not allowed to ask Bombstrike to get me some ice cream out of the walk in freezer....


*she's REALLY NOT a fan of 'deer caught in headlights' jokes...... :eek:
*neither is her brother......either one of 'em :(

[Sonneilon]

I am not allowed to put a dart board on the back of the rec room door. Or rather, I am not allowed to play darts when someone comes through.

*Duke almost lost an eye last round.
*When Dart drinks too much, the darts go flying everywhere.
*Crosshair is NOT all that.
*Red Spot sucks.

No more pin the tail on the Order when Law is around. ;)

*Junkyard didn't seem to mind.
*Mutt admires Order's booty too much.
*Keep Crookshanks out of rec room.

[lehsreh]

[COLOR=Red]i cant believe no one had these.

I am not allowed to play cold slither in cross country's stereo.
I am not allowed to talk about how sexy the baroness is
I am not allowed to talk about how ugly snake eyes is
I am not allowed to admit that i think storm shadow could beat up snake eyes
I am not allowed to admit that i am afraid of road pig[/COLOR]

[General Scarlett]

59. I am not allowed to refer to 'Battle Force 2000' as 'MST3K'-lite....

*They don't find it very funny and neither should I
*The robots on the Defiant aren't nearly as 'quick-witted' as the one on MST3K
*A wedgie in space hurts just as much as one on Earth




60. I am not allowed to watch the 'SAW' movies around Doc, Breaker or any of the others who were in 'Trucial Abysmia'

*'Dead' really does hurt............a lot.......... :(
*Dr Mindbender's regeneration machine is a lot like that guy Ralph from 'The Greatest American Hero'-without the instruction manual its nearly impossible to get the proper 'humor levels'..... :eek:
*Even though Doc II is pretty..........she can be a real beyotch when you try to joke about what really happened out there....... :mad:

[ender098]

Things I am not allowed to do while in The PITT;

1.) When new recruits arrive, quit saying; "Ah..Fresh Bullet Stoppers" "Fresh Meat" or "guess you're the dead guys replacements"!

2.) Telling Greenshirts to "Call Beachhead "The Masked Avenger"...he loves it!!"

3.) Telling Greenshirts Doc's last name is "hook" especially before their rectal exams!

4.) sneak up behind Tripwire or Lightfoot during training simulations and pop balloons.......the same goes for bubble wrap, paper bags and paper "torpedos".

5.) Tell Clutch how American Car makers should strive towards Japanese Carmakers perfection Standards......

6.) Tell Gung-Ho and Leatherneck how the Marine Corps STILL FALLS UNDER the Department fo the Navy!

7.) Ask Wet Suit if he got trained by Marines in Coronado! :O

8.) Tell Cutter...."Oh, so you never were REAL Military, huh?" ;)

9.) Quit humming Santana's "Spooky" everytime Chuckles give you an intel Brief

10.) Don't ask Stalker if he was a Crip or a Blood.

11.) Refer to Harddrive, Mainframe, Firewall, Hi-tech and Sgt Hacker as "Geek Squad"

12.) put a wall locker in front of BBQ's door and yell "FIRE"...same with BlowTorch!

13.) Wait under LowLights bed and when he turns out the lights whisper "Kill them....kill them all...." only to quit when he turns the lights on! ;)

14.) Cover the lenses of Crosshairs scope in black paint......

15.) Tell Footloose to refer to Duke as "Dude"!

16.) Ask Snake Eyes if he got turned down for the role of "SpiderMan III"

17.) Ask Roadblock how me makes them yummy ham and lima beans, or if he has a recipe for SPAM cassarole!

18.) Call Law, Sure Fire and Shockwave "Da Fuzz"!

19.) refering to General Hawk as "Professor Xavier"

20.) hissing when standing behind airtight......espically when in line for chow!

21.) Talk smack about sneak-peek when he's standing in the room and follow it by saying "whoops! didn't see you standing there...."

22.) calling Falcon "Flint" and vice versa......and following it up with "I always get you two confused!"

23.) Refering to Wild Bill as "Wyatt Erp or whatever...."

24.) Quit forging fitreps for Deep six stating his Exceptional People Skills and how he excels at being a "Team Player" and then posting it on all the "Read Boards".

25.) Refering to Shockwave as "Urban Beachhead"!!

[Outrider]

[QUOTE=ender098]Things I am not allowed to do while in The PITT;

1.) When new recruits arrive, quit saying; "Ah..Fresh Bullet Stoppers" "Fresh Meat" or "guess you're the dead guys replacements"!

2.) Telling Greenshirts to "Call Beachhead "The Masked Avenger"...he loves it!!"

3.) Telling Greenshirts Doc's last name is "hook" especially before their rectal exams!

4.) sneak up behind Tripwire or Lightfoot during training simulations and pop balloons.......the same goes for bubble wrap, paper bags and paper "torpedos".

5.) Tell Clutch how American Car makers should strive towards Japanese Carmakers perfection Standards......

6.) Tell Gung-Ho and Leatherneck how the Marine Corps STILL FALLS UNDER the Department fo the Navy!

7.) Ask Wet Suit if he got trained by Marines in Coronado! :O

8.) Tell Cutter...."Oh, so you never were REAL Military, huh?" ;)

9.) Quit humming Santana's "Spooky" everytime Chuckles give you an intel Brief

10.) Don't ask Stalker if he was a Crip or a Blood.

11.) Refer to Harddrive, Mainframe, Firewall, Hi-tech and Sgt Hacker as "Geek Squad"

12.) put a wall locker in front of BBQ's door and yell "FIRE"...same with BlowTorch!

13.) Wait under LowLights bed and when he turns out the lights whisper "Kill them....kill them all...." only to quit when he turns the lights on! ;)

14.) Cover the lenses of Crosshairs scope in black paint......

15.) Tell Footloose to refer to Duke as "Dude"!

16.) Ask Snake Eyes if he got turned down for the role of "SpiderMan III"

17.) Ask Roadblock how me makes them yummy ham and lima beans, or if he has a recipe for SPAM cassarole!

18.) Call Law, Sure Fire and Shockwave "Da Fuzz"!

19.) refering to General Hawk as "Professor Xavier"

20.) hissing when standing behind airtight......espically when in line for chow!

21.) Talk smack about sneak-ppek when he's standing in the room and follow it by saying "whoops! didn't see you standing there...."

22.) calling Falcon "Flint" and vice versa......and following it up with "I always get you two confused!"

23.) Refering to Wild Bill as "Wyatt Erp or whatever...."

24.) Quit forging fitreps for Deep six stating his Exceptional People Skills and how he excels at being a "Team Player" and then posting it on all the "Read Boards".

25.) Refering to Shockwave as "Urban Beachhead"!![/QUOTE]

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